jinkies i lost my glasses!
—velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via nerkmid)
(Source: jewishsanta, via voldemorts--nose)
I could use this tonight — well, every night — but more so tonight.
(Source: hydrotoxicity, via samanthamaeee)
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
(Source: proctalgia, via bigdaddyjohan)
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
—anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via pyschic)
(Source: prettyboystyles, via voldemorts--nose)
date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with.