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so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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Walt Disney was more important than all the politicians we’ve ever had. They pretended optimism. He was optimism. He has done more to change the world for the good than almost any politician who ever lived.  —Ray Bradbury (via musictoasoul)

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my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”

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Exercise is proven to slow mental decline and clean up the clutter of information in your head.  —(via psych-facts)
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when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way


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The oddest things hurt me. They get stuck in my head and replay over and over.  —Unknown  (via unlively)

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you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

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